I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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