I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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