I wish I could teleport
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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