so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Randomize
