Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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