STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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