the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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