I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
ok first of all what the fuck
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