If i come over, it means nothing
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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