I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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