Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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