Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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