with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just found a bag of teeth...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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