I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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