come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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