i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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