So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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