Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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