I want to stick my p in your. b.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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