I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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