i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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