Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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