Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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