idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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