Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Randomize