how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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