we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
