please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I can feel your judgement through the phone
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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