with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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