Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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