DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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