Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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