I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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