we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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