Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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