yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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