he shaved USA in his pubs
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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