So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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