Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
