Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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