Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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