youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's blow job season.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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