I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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