do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
i drank out of a bidet.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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