We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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