i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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