they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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