I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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