Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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