I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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