i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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