Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My bed smells like the plague
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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