I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize