my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
